$59.99. Everything Else Is Free.
The solid titanium chopping board, 70% off for Black Friday. Plus a free non-slip mat, a free e-cookbook, free shipping Australia-wide and free shipping insurance. Then it goes back to $200 on 1 December.
Weigh Your Old Plastic Board. It’s Lighter Than the Day You Bought It.
Researchers weighed a worn-out plastic chopping board. 875 grams of plastic, gone. About half went down the sink. The rest went in the food. And the knife grooves that are left hold germs a rinse can’t reach and smells the dishwasher can’t shift. Here are 7 reasons thousands of Aussies binned the plastic, and why this Black Friday is the time to do it.
7 Reasons to Bin the Plastic This Black Friday
No More Plastic in Your Food
Plastic boards shed tiny particles with every chop — even boards that look brand new. Solid titanium sheds nothing. It weighs the same in ten years as it does today. What you chop is all that ends up on your plate.
Zero microplastics
No Grooves. Nowhere for Germs to Hide
Knife grooves in plastic and wood are microscopic caves for bacteria. Titanium is non-porous — nothing soaks in. Rinse, wipe, dry. Actually clean, not just “looks clean”.
Non-porous surface
Garlic Smell? Gone With One Rinse
Wood and plastic soak in garlic, onion and fish for days. Titanium holds nothing. One quick rinse and the smell is gone — it’s the number one thing customers write to us about.
No trapped smells
Kind to Your Good Knives
The surface handles daily chopping without chipping or dulling a good blade. Customers report their knives are still slicing tomatoes paper-thin months in.
Knives stay sharp
Won’t Crack, Warp or Stain — Ever
Plastic boards crack. Wooden boards warp and stain. Titanium does neither. Buy it once and use it for the rest of your life. It’s the last board you’ll ever buy, and 70% off is the last time you’ll pay for one.
Lifetime build
Light in the Hand, Easy to Clean
Strong without the weight — you can lift it one-handed, even with sore wrists. And it’s dishwasher safe: pop it on the bottom rack, or rinse and wipe in seconds.
Dishwasher safe
The Black Friday Stack: Four Things Free
Until Cyber Monday, 30 Nov every order lands with a free non-slip mat that keeps the board rock-steady, the free 30 Healthy Meals e-cookbook, free shipping anywhere in Australia, and free shipping insurance (normally $9.99) so if the courier loses or damages it, we replace it, no fuss. Buying one for the kids too? Same deal on every board in the cart.
Mat + e-cookbook + shipping + insurance, all free
What Last Year’s Black Friday Buyers Said
My Kitchen Stopped Smelling
“I chopped garlic and onion every night on the old board and the smell never left. This one? A quick rinse and it’s gone. I wish I’d switched years ago.”
Knives Still Paper-Thin Sharp
“I was worried a metal board would wreck my good knives. Three months in and they’re still slicing tomatoes paper-thin. Feels way nicer than the price too.”
Threw Out Three Old Boards
“Once I read what plastic boards put in your food, that was it. Got the full set, binned the old ones. Easy to clean, sits flat, doesn’t slide. Very happy.”
Choose Your Black Friday Bundle
Mix and match any sizes. Auto-discount applies at checkout. Free non-slip mat, e-cookbook, shipping and shipping insurance with every order until Cyber Monday, 30 Nov.
Free shipping Australia-wide this Black Friday · 30 days, full refund, we pay the return post
Black Friday: Save 70%, Get Four Things Free
Ends Cyber Monday, 30 Nov. Then it’s $200 again.
Don’t Love It by Christmas? Send It Back.
Buy it on Black Friday, use it through Christmas lunch. If you don’t love it, send it back within 30 days for a full refund and we pay the return post. No questions, no hoops.
Common Questions, Straight Answers
When does the Black Friday deal end?
Cyber Monday, 30 Nov, 11:59pm Sydney time. On 1 December the board goes back to $200 and the free shipping and gifts come off. Last year we sold out before the weekend, so if you want it at this price, today is the safe day.
Will it arrive before Christmas?
Yes. Orders ship within Australia with tracking. Order by Cyber Monday, 30 Nov and it lands well before Christmas. The e-cookbook arrives in your inbox straight after purchase.
Can I buy one for the kids as a gift?
Lots of our Black Friday orders are parents fixing their adult kids’ kitchens. Add as many boards as you like; the free mat and e-cookbook come with every board, and the 30-day guarantee covers gifts too.
Will it dull my knives?
No more than a normal board does. The surface is designed to handle daily chopping without chipping or dulling a good knife. Hundreds of customers report their knives are still sharp months in. If a blade’s already due a sharpen, a quick hone brings it back.
Is it dishwasher safe?
Yes. Pop it on the bottom rack and run it through with the rest of your dishes. Or rinse and wipe in seconds — titanium doesn’t hold smells or absorb water like wood.
Which size should I pick?
Medium (34 × 23cm) is great for quick prep. Large (39 × 28cm) is the best all-rounder for most Aussie kitchens. X-Large (46 × 30cm) is for big roasts and entertaining. The Full Kitchen Set has all three and saves you almost $90.
Is it heavy?
It feels solid in the hand but is light enough to lift one-handed. Titanium is famous for being strong without the weight — premium feel, no strain.
Does it really not hold smells?
Correct. Titanium is non-porous, so garlic, onion and fish don’t soak in. A quick rinse and the smell is gone. It’s the number one thing customers email us about.
Is titanium safe to prepare food on?
Yes. Food-safe titanium is used in cookware and even medical implants because it’s non-toxic, non-reactive and doesn’t rust. Nothing leaches into your food — that’s the whole point of switching.
What comes with my order?
Your titanium chopping board (in the sizes you pick), a free non-slip mat that keeps the board rock-steady on the bench, the free 30 Healthy Meals e-cookbook sent straight to your inbox after purchase, and free shipping insurance (normally $9.99): if the parcel is lost or arrives damaged, we send a replacement at no cost.
What’s the guarantee, and how fast is shipping?
A 30-day money-back guarantee — use it for a month and if you don’t love it, send it back for a full refund and we pay the return post. Orders ship fast within Australia with tracking. Shipping is free on every order until Cyber Monday, 30 Nov.